Paranoid Parrot = Usual Geete

Täna avastasin, et olen ehe paranoilisus ise.

Get question wrong on test on purpose
-So it doesn't look like you are cheating

Crossind a one way street
-looking both ways

Bird flies overhead
-it's gonna crap

Trashcan smells worse than usual
-dead body

Cat stares at nothing
-It's a ghost

Watching ghost show in bed
-Oh God if i move they'll get me

Wlaking home at night
-Persin in front of you thinks you're folloqing them

Hear sirens down street
-They know i pirate movies

Bus driver takes unfamiliar route
-He's kidnapping us all

Hear noise late at night
-Thing of best weapon in the room

Never think loudly
-Cameras everywhere in my room

Only blond child in family
- I am adopted

Run over box on road
-Just killed puppies

Blanket doesn't cover foot
-Foot will get eaten by monsters

Taller than dad
-He's not my dad

Think dirty
-Everyone is a mind reader

Someone bumps into you
-Pickpocket

Go to the bathroom in the middle of the night
-Run and jump back to bed

Object on side of road
-It's a body

House creaks at night
-Serial killer

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